the secret to retail is...???

tommysandburst (2:10:44 PM): i go down to the cafeteria and get a sandwhich and chips

tommysandburst (2:11:15 PM): the girl says

tommysandburst (2:11:44 PM): "Do you want the special? Sandwich, chips, AND soda for $3.75"

tommysandburst (2:11:46 PM): i say

tommysandburst (2:11:59 PM): i don't want the soda

tommysandburst (2:12:02 PM): she says ok

tommysandburst (2:12:21 PM): and proceeds to ring up my chips and sandwich (no soda) for $3.95 !

tommysandburst (2:12:22 PM): i say, well then i might as well get the soda

tommysandburst (2:12:43 PM): she says ok

tommysandburst (2:12:46 PM): so i go get the soda

tommysandburst (2:12:49 PM): she rings it up

tommysandburst (2:13:00 PM): for $3.75

tommysandburst (2:13:02 PM): and i say

tommysandburst (2:13:21 PM): "here, would you like a soda? i'm going to leave this here. a gift from me to you."

tommysandburst (2:13:24 PM): and i left

tommysandburst (2:13:26 PM): it was just me and 3 cafeteria workers

tommysandburst (2:13:41 PM): they all looked at my like i was fucking crazy

tommysandburst (2:13:46 PM): it was like the fucking twilight zone